About WCR - Reagan


Hold up. Stop. Know what you just stumbled upon? A bona-fide cornucopia of brilliant thoughts and pure, undiluted genius. Don’t believe me? Check it out: a Chris Martin/Courtney Love two-piece called “Holeplay.” Don’t bother stealing it; I already patented it. Also, consider this: everything you eat ends up mixed together in your stomach. Say you just ate some Cap’n Crunch and a microwave burrito--know what’s going on down there? Cap’n Crunch burritos. And before you even think it, I’ve already patented that, too. I’m Reagan Healey, an investment in your future, an investment in your children, but mostly an investment in telling you people what I think “cool” is. And as far as I’m concerned, cool lies somewhere between the movie Drumline starring Nick Cannon and Nick Cannon’s marriage to Mariah Carey. “Always be My Baby” is the single most perfect song ever recorded. Prove me wrong.

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